Once upon a time, there was a medusa. She lived under water, but no one else did, so she never had sex. She grew older and older, and then her menopause was about to begin. She was so horny, that she left the sea, and searched for a proper man, who could impregnate her, which she found in tiny.
Tiny was a big, muscular mountain giant, but he didn't like medusa vert much ( she smelled like fish *shiver* ).... so he ran for his life, but medusa casted purge on him, and as she rided the stone giant, her mana shield absorbed all his energy, So he became a tiny tiny again.
A few months later underwater -- medusa has born leviathan. She was so proud of her son, the first thing he did was sinking a ship, and taking the anchor. He was so happy that he rotated all the time, which aws when he started to learn his anchor smash. His best friend ever and until now is sladar. He also has an anchor, and they where always mobbing thier little schoolmates together.
Because they were so incredibly strong, doom bringer, the coarch of the football team on the scourge school for weird kids, asked them to join his team. Because he was so fat, leviathan became an offensive liner, and sladar became the quater back ( he got all the girls >_< ). The doom bringer wanted to teach them how to scorch the earth, but they never learned it properly. They just learned to beat up, and stun all the enemy players of the sentinel school for gifted kids around them ( it was very useful too ). They also both learned to crush thier enemy's armor, which made them really tough footballplayers. Leviathan, as a liner, also had to protect his quarterback sladar, so he trained himself a technique called "the kraken shell' which finally made him the imbatank of the team.
As the years passed by, both schools, the scourge school for weird kids, and the sentinel school for gifted kids, became archenemies, and a war started, to kidnap the mascot of the other school, the lich king on scourge school side and the world tree on sentinel school side, and the war lasts until now....
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